ring ring honk honk

i'm brooke. hey

I just found a vid in my phone of myself watching ps I love you alone drunk and crying

Everyone in the airport is watching me take these and I’m like ur welcome I’ll be here all night *puts down hat for tips*


These selfies were taken within an hour or so of each other and will probably be the best selfies of 2014 4 me tbh! !!!!

Look who I got to see today :-)

Look who I got to see today :-)

My little alien angel


bad news

sleepdyhollow No it’s just a regular United plane. That is the first class

Pure chill

This plane is cray

Taylor was intensely staring at something behind me and I looked and Shrek was playing on a tv

This is why I’m hot just started playing in the work van and Clarissa said “I called an hour ago and requested this y’all”


When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”


i’m talking to brooke while she’s peeing and i said i’ve been sad lately and she said “first of all” and then flushed the toilet and then said “second of all… in case you didn’t hear it, i just flushed the toilet”

(Source: deathlehem)