ring ring honk honk


i'm brooke. hey


i literally can’t believe a single man AND beginners are on netflix…….. two of my favz 

wtf netflix added so much good shit…….. swiss family robinson… anastasia…. the blue lagoon… silver linings playbook… A SINGLE MAN AKA ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER MADE DIRECTED BY TOM FORD!!!!!!!!!!!! BEGINNERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????

Anastasia is on netflix yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

if any of y’all have hookups on where to get a fake id ya girl would appreciate it

I ordered some banana pudding before I left work and I was trying to secretly put a shit ton of whipped cream on top and my coworker walked by laughing so hard and said “we’ve all had those days”

st-south:

So I entered the Bose Creative Development competition, and I made it into the top bloody 10! The grand prize is a $20,000 creative development grant.
It would help me to create… and develop (music).

It’s realllly easy to vote, there’s no signing up or selling your soul, you just have to go to the link below and click VOTE under my cover of ‘The Love Club’.

A million thank yous!

https://www.listenforyourself.com.au/

there is a really nice homeless woman who always comes into the restaurant i work at and she always calls my manager boy and he told her to stop calling him that so she started calling him baby boy and tbh i love her

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

(Source: beyonseh)

i need someone to come over and hang with me…. my new bed is so big it can fit at least two more people comfortably 

I ordered enough Thai food suitable for a small family and I’m going to watch the new episode of The Mindy Project and eat all of it

They also brought it to me in this big box which is kinda cool

I ordered enough Thai food suitable for a small family and I’m going to watch the new episode of The Mindy Project and eat all of it

They also brought it to me in this big box which is kinda cool

veganpapi:

"Idk why you bringin’ up old shit"

veganpapi:

"Idk why you bringin’ up old shit"

(Source: fyeahdrake)

twerkingdead:

this literally has changed my life

(Source: lawn-of-del-rey)

The only size I need

The only size I need

crowcrow:

aesthetic perfection/photos i want to live in with work by

  1. sunset by Anthony Samaniego
  2. rainy night by 伟东 周
  3. rainbow chest by sarah hamburger
  4. rainbow face by Karen Sofia Colon
  5. shanghai subway by Akka 
  6. screencap from Garden City Movement’s music video “Move on”

DO NOT REMOVE LINKS FOR CREDIT TO THE ARTISTS!!!

Anonymous asks: where did you get your "I woke up like this" shirt I saw on your instagram

Forever 21 dawg