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i'm brooke. hey


A woman on the bus was just whispering “Excuse me? Excuse me? Cindy?” And I said “sorry my name isn’t Cindy” and she said “Cindy don’t lie to me” and now she’s glaring at me from across the bus

guyyanai:

California Plant  2014  oil on linen  74 x 60 cm

guyyanai:

California Plant 2014 oil on linen 74 x 60 cm

Danielle Brooks & Samira Wiley on Celebrity Girl Crushes

(Source: forevertween)

*hangs up*

Anonymous asks: who is the third reed sister? (is there a third reed sister or am i making things up?)

My older sister Tay is notviolet and my twin sis Emily is buttholeos

mashpototo:

:P
Anonymous asks: Favourite films/ones I should download to watch rn?

The Royal Tenenbaums
A Single Man
Beginners
Buffalo 66
The Virgin Suicides
Pirate Radio
Benny & Joon
Dirty Dancing
Ghost World
Submarine
Howl’s Moving Castle
Spirited Away
Almost Famous
Dead Poets Society
Now and Then

(Source: randomfanboy)

crewnex:

Also couldn’t give two shits about kale

As her father taught her

crewnex:

She’s smiling because she knows her 80+ teeth will replace themselves 50 times during her life.

crewnex:

She’s smiling because she knows her 80+ teeth will replace themselves 50 times during her life.

crewnex:

weird how everyone thought of shelfie on their own but did we also think about shellfie? thats a picture a turtle takes of himself. or anything with a shell, i guess. but no eggs

Did anyone else see Beyoncé post the 50 shades of grey movie trailer on her Instagram the other day? I did

I’m going to continue deleting the comments on my selfies on Instagram from the douche bag I went to high school with until he finally takes a hint